THE BEST TIP A WAITRESS EVER GOT It was the end of a long week on the road, and I was really having a terrible day. I was late to most of my appointments, I had a headache, and my overpowering sex drive was driving me CRAZY...I figured that all I needed to do was get some dinner and at least my headache would go away....too bad I couldn't just eat a sandwich to take care of my other needs (I'd like a McOrgasm please)... Anyways, it was getting pretty late (around 12 midnight) and I knew that I had to stop somewhere to get some dinner soon. In the midst of driving through a red light, I saw a tiny Chinese restaurant that, strangely enough, caught my eye. It looked open, and since it was so late, it was as good as any of a place to stop. I entered the restaurant just in time to run into a very attractive waitress who was headed for the door. She was a vision: 5 ft. 10, 145 pds, a very curvy 36dd-26-37, long curly brown hair, green eyes, very long fit legs, and an ass so tight that it would stop traffic...She was wearing a very short tight black pleated skirt, with a white t-shirt and matching black vest (both were very tight and very arousing, thank god I had my coat on)...I managed to fumble out an "excuse me"...she smiled and replied, "no problem..." I looked around at the very tiny establishment: it had many interesting art pieces in it, along with some very traditional Chinese decor...I noticed that a male worker was vaccuming the carpet in a back dining room, but other than that, the place was empty....I asked the waitress (her nametag said "Jen") if they were closed, at which she replied: "I was just going to turn the sign on the door from open to closed before you ran into me...I quickly said, "can I get some dinner, I have been driving all day and I really would like to get something good to eat". She gave me the serious once-over and said," I guess someone as cute as you doesn't get turned down often for requests, so I guess we could still be open..."(She said this with what I interpreted as a very wicked grin) I about came in my pants right then and there! I thanked her several times as she showed me to her seat, and on the way to the table I ran into a chair (mainly because I wasn't paying any attention to where I was walking...I was just looking at her beautiful ass shake back and forth). I think she was getting the picture that I thought she was hot, because she asked if I was traveling alone, and was just making more small talk than she needed to. I assured her that I was traveling alone, and proceeded to order my meal. For the life of me, I couldn't tell you what I ordered, or even if the food was actually good...I was too busy watching her move in what seemed like a very convincing act of "working". She was cleaning up the dining room, and she seemed to drop the cleaning rag she was using at least 10 times near my table...Each time she would bend over, she would show me more and more....the last time she bent over, I saw a very, very arousing bottom of a white thong panty, with just a little of her very firm ass showing. I almost exploded...If I didn't have a hard-on before then, I had one now. I ate the meal in a daze, not wanting this show to end. It took me a good 45 minutes to eat my meal, as I was taking my time. When Jen came back to the table she had shed her black vest and was just wearing her skirt and white t. She laid the check down and asked, "Would you like anything for dessert?" (she stressed the word anything) I replied, "I would love dessert, but what I want isn't on the menu (I winked)". Jen looked surprised at my being so forward. At least that's what I thought at first, then her face became very flushed with what I thought was embarassment (I learned later it was something other than that). She looked at me with her incredible green eyes and said, "That can be arranged...I am closing the store tonight, and all the people left are the kitchen help....I'll get rid of them...why don't you go into the bathroom and freshen up...." She then proceeded to lick her lips in the most provocative way a woman could...I almost died! I left a ten on the table to cover the check and tip, and headed to the men's bathroom. Once in the bathroom, I was shaking with anticipation as I tried to smooth my hair with a little water from the sink...I didn't even hear her come in behind me, I only heard the door lock (click), and when I turned around, I was face to face with Jen. She laid a kiss on me that literally made my knees buckle. She was rubbing my ass, back, and cock through my clothes...I on the other hand, really wanted to get at her sweet breasts...I literally ripped her shirt off, and that seemed to get her off even more. She started to paw and moan as I undid the straps to her bra and freed those melon-heavy whoppers. She had very pale skin, but her nipples were dark pink and over half-dollar size....I pinched and rolled each nipple individually while I was slowly licking her now hot skin on her kneck, all the while I was griding my cock on her now soaking crotch. I moved slowly down from her kneck and took her entire tip of her breast in my mouth, and rolled my tongue around her nipple...she moaned and clawed at my shirt...she tore it off(along with all the buttons)....I looked at her and said, "you are a bad girl...you need to be taught a lesson" She let out a soft gasp as I took her nipple in my mouth again and solidly, but gently, bit it. That made her nipples harden so quickly and moan so loudly that I couldn't control myself from moving lower to taste her... I moved slowly down her stomach, doing little circles with my tongue all the way. I removed her skirt with her thongs (which were soaked at this point) to reveal a small and delicately shoved mound of hair and pink lips, which at this point was absolutely glistening with arousal...Wanting to tease her even more, I moved my mouth down past her spot to the tender spots of her inner thighs...She was dripping she was so excited! After 5 minutes of avoiding the thing I wanted to taste the most, I couldn't hold out any longer. She let out a loud moan as I spread her moist lips and ran my tongue up and down the length of her slit...just the tip at first, then the whole tongue....She grabbed my head and pulled me closer, as if she wanted my whole face in her pussy. I fingered her with my right index finger and licked her clit at the same time, and her movements and breathing became more and more rapid....I licked my index finger of my left hand with a good amount of lubrication and proceed to slide it gently into her ass...her body shook: she came right then and there (twice!)....She then looked at me and said with a wicked grin, "You're next...I want your cock in my mouth...I want to taste you..." She pulled my pants down to my ankles, and my cock sprang to attention. She put just her lips at first around the tip, making sure that her tongue danced around the whole tip...Then she ran it down the length right to the balls and back up the other side...I was breathing heavily and moaning....it felt awesome--this girl could really give good head! She sure seemed to enjoy it too, as she took the whole length of it down her throat in one big gulp...It was almost too much for me to handle! I almost lost my control....but I paused long enough to pick her up off her knees, turn her around, and lay her over the sink/countertop. I spread her ass cheeks and shoved my tongue into her clean, smooth, and delicious little butthole. Judging by the way that she bucked my face, she really enjoyed it! I then moved closer, and with one smooth motion moved up and slid my cock into her warm slit. She gasped as I put the whole length of it in her cunt, and her squeezing muscles inside were making this hard to do for long, but I bit the back of her kneck and that put me back in control of the emminent eruption...After 10 minutes of me fucking her from behind, rubbing her clit all the while with one hand while the other was exploring her breasts again, ( she had 3 orgasms in that short time period) I felt it was my turn to come. I flipped her so she was sitting on the sink countertop, with her beautiful body and pussy spread wide open... I watched the tip of my cock go into her oozing slit over and over again, but I never let the full length go in...I wanted to tease her, and was driving her crazy! She was moaning and was ,quite honestly, out of it completely. She was clawing at my back, begging me all the while to: "Fuck me...fuck me...give me all of it please....I'll never be bad again...I (moan)promise...." That was all I could take...I slid it all in and we both started to fuck like animals...hard, deep, and fast...As I looked into her eyes, she said: "cum on my tits, please..." Who was I to argue with her....I felt myself getting closer and closer...We moaned in unison as I pulled out my cock and deposited quite a load of cum all over her tits, which she proceeded to rub all over her chest and taste with her tongue...She sat up and cleaned my cock with her expert mouth, making sure no drop of the precious fluid still left on me wasn't lost. We laid in each other's arms for what seemed like 25 minutes, cleaned up and got dressed. I loaned her my white t-shirt to replace the one that I had ripped. After we had cleaned up, she was the first to exit the bathroom. She walked over to my table, took the money, got the change for the meal, and handed me the change. I said, "this is a tip for you". She replied,"You don't need to leave this...I've already been fully compensated for my hard work...." As I walked out of the restaurant to my car, I had a full stomach, cash in my pocket, and one hell of a story....Oh, my headache was gone, too. THE END