British Granny Fuck
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OK, I will admit to being a little dubious about reviewing this one - these models, with the exception of a couple, are what can only be described as real grannies, something which has never been at the top of my favourite fetishes list. However, for those of you who are into these ladies, then many of the women on offer here may well toot your horn in a big way, if you get my meaning! Despite the fact that some of these girls probably need help getting up and down the stairs, they can still work it like the best of them - the action that’s on offer here is nothing if not hardcore! Unfortunately, the site design and features are basically, well, crap - actually, no - more non-existent if I’m being completely honest! Don’t expect to be blown away by amazing feats of technology here ladies and gents; there is literally nothing to help you browse the site in any way - which is always useful.
OK, so I think you’ve probably got the gist of what this one’s all about. Older ladies getting the granny shagged out of them - literally, ha ha! Oh, the wit… Anyway, there is a surprising range of subject matter for what is essentially a bit of a one trick pony sort of site - there’s anal, blowjobs, a granny spit-roast (frankly great viewing), uniforms, and even a lesbian scene with a woman in her twenties, which, if I’m honest, was a bit disturbing - but hey, you can’t say they’re not trying! Don’t get me wrong, even I can see the appeal with some of the women here - there are a few slightly over the hill MILF types who still look pretty good, but there are also some models who really look like they should be queuing for their bus passes. As you may rightly imagine, there is quite a bit of BBW content here too, so if you want to get your rocks off watching well fed ladies who’s bodies are clearly suffering from the effects of 60 odd years of gravity, you are so in the right place!
As previously touched upon, the site itself needs some serious work - the members area looks exactly like the tour, with no navigation bar or menus of any kind, and literally just the option to go to older or newer pages, of which there are 3. There are 10 boxes to a page, each with preview thumbs of the video on offer, a small badly formatted description, a download link, and if there are any, a photographs link. There is a search box at the bottom of the page, but when I searched for pretty basic content that I knew was on the site (EG. ‘Lesbian’ and ‘Dildo’) it came back with nothing - so that’s a completely useless feature! There’s precisely no support, and no cancellation link in the members area. If you want any sort of useful feature, you have to go through to the join page, which has a members sign in and CCBill support button. And that would be about it.
There are 30 videos on British Granny Fuck at the moment, which isn’t too bad considering the time that the site’s been up and running, and they are actually pretty good quality. They’re not exactly studio lit works of art, but they’re clear and of a reasonable size, and I’d say they serve their purpose perfectly well. One mildly annoying thing is that you can only download the full film, which is usually about half an hour or so, but it’s actually a pretty quick process - it only took me about 14 minutes to download a 35 minute scene. The films themselves have usually got some sort of hilarious storyline - ‘an old lady decides to berate her builders because they haven’t done any work all day, but ends up being the filling in a sex sandwich’ sort of thing, but at least this shows the girls’ personalities a bit - and they do seem to be enjoying themselves, so good on them!
There is a fairly poor amount of photo content on the site at the moment, it has to be said - and it’s pretty hit-and-miss as to whether you’ll find any photos of your favourite girl if you have one. I think that the picture galleries are supposed to relate to the video that they’re put with, but that doesn’t appear to be strictly the case - I found photos of completely different girls doing completely different things to those in the video they were attached to, as well as lots of duplicates, so bear that in mind when searching. There is, shock horror, a slideshow feature on this site - something which greatly surprised me, considering the complete lack of features everywhere else - but unfortunately, the pictures are shown at about a fifth of their actual size. This begs the question - er, why bother?!
It looks like the videos are updated weekly - pictures, however, have a completely random update schedule!
|Picture Size:||600 x 800|
|Video Size:||640 x 480|
|Clip Duration:||Approx 30 minutes|
|Join Options:||Credit Card, Online Check|
|Join Fees:||$29.95 for 30 days, then $24.95 recurring|
|Cancellation Links:||None in members area|
British Granny Fuck
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Reviewed by Jacey on 10-Oct-2008
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